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“I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.”
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“Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants”

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“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
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“Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any”

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“The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.”
Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
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“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions”
Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
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“I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with”
Rodney Dangerfield quotes (American Comedian, 1921-2004)
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“An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away”
Mae West quotes (American Actress and sex symbol, 1892-1980)
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“When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.”
Matt Groening quotes (American Cartoonist, creator of The Simpsons. b.1954)
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“Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.”
Steve Martin quotes (American Comedian, Writer, Producer, Actor and Musician. b.1945)
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“If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.”
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