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I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
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I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
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I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet
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To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
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Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love
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I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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