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“Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac”
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“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”
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“The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.”
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“If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little”
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“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose”
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“One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people”
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“If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten”
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“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist”
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“If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem”
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“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit”
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“Most people with low self-esteem have earned it”
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