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“Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.”
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“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.”
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“My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?”
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“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.”
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“No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.”
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“Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, "No, thank you," to dessert that night. And for what!”
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“I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.”
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“People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.”
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“When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.”
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“All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.”
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“Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.”
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