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“Grace-[to Jack] Today I'm handing out lollipops and ass-whoopins and right now, I'm all out of lollipops.”
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“Karen- Grace. It's Christmas, for goodness sake. Think about the baby Jesus: up in that tower, letting his hair down... so that the three wise men can climb up and spin the dradel and see if there are six more weeks of winter.”
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“Karen- OK, rule number one. Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips.”
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“Karen- I'm not good or real...I'm evil, and imaginary. ”
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“Grace- If you're looking for your Aunt Karen, she's not here. She doesn't work on days that end with..."day." ”
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“JLo-so karen hows married life? Karen-well it only lasted 20 minutes JLo-Oh is that short?”
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“Jack-This makes me feel like a man. Will-Yeah. Jack- No, seriously, I'm going to need a man after we're done.”
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“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
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“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
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“Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.”
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“I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.”
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