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“God often gives nuts to toothless people”
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“Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.”
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“When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.”
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“Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.”
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“Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.”
Matt Groening quotes (American Cartoonist, creator of The Simpsons. b.1954)
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“I pledge impertinence to the flag waving, of the unindicted co-conspirators of America, and to the republicans for which I can't stand, one abomination, underhanded fraud, indefensible, with Liberty and Justice... Forget it.”
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“I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I will do it again.”
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“I'm presently incarcerated. Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! "Attempted murder"? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?”
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“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”
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“God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.”
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