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“God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board”
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“A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes”
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“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
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“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”
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“It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.”
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“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself”
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“In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language”
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“When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.”
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“There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.”
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“The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it”
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“Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in”
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