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“Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week!"”
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“New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.”
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“They say life's what happens when you're busy making other plans. But sometimes in New York, life is what happens when you're waiting for a table.”
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“This is New York and there's no law against being annoying”
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“The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.”
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“If you're not in New York, you're camping out.”
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“There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.”
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“I moved to New York City for my health. I'm paranoid and it was the only place where my fears were justified.”
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“A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners.”
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“In Boston they ask, how much does he know? In New York, how much is he worth? In Philadelphia, who were his parents?”
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“Every person on the streets of New York is a type. The city is one big theater where everyone is on display.”
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