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“George Bush says, 'Gore's book needs a lot of explaining.' Of course, Bush says that about every book.”
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“We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists.”
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“What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country”
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“Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.”
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“The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, "You know what? Let's just grab lunch."”
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“Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."”
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“I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?”
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“The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.”
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“Bush is smart. I don't think that Bush will ever be impeached, 'cause unlike Clinton, Reagan, or even his father, George W. is immune from scandal. Because, if George W. testifies that he had no idea what was going on, wouldn't you believe him?”
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“Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the "will of the people" goes out the window.”
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“. . . remember, guns don't kill people -- unless you practice real hard.”
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