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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteFor many years the National Pretend Speed Limit was fifty-five miles per hour (metric equivalent: 378 kilograms per hectare.)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteSharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteEach year, millions of skiers come to Colorado to experience its superb emergency medical facilities.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteWe'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteCrabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteAuto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteGravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteCigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT."

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteEating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

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