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“Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.”
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“I¹m much bigger in Britain than I am there. I'm well-known, but my name's That Guy in America. . . . People shout: "Hey I know you! You're That Guy."”
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“There are two seasons in Scotland: June and winter.”
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“My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.”
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“The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.”
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“I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning. . . . That can keep me awake for days..”
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“I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.”
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“If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?”
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“I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.”
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“I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.”
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“I'm very big in Australia, New Zealand, Britain, Canada and America. It's nice. I have a lovely life, and actually it pays better than the movies. Well, it doesn't pay better than Tom Cruise in the movies. But it pays better than I get. I get bus fare compared to these guys.”
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