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“Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.”

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“You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.”

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“I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination”

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“The best things in life are silly”

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“Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets”

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“In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.”

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“The ancient Romans had a tradition: whenever one of their engineers constructed an arch, as the capstone was hoisted into place, the engineer assumed accountability for his work in the most profound way possible: he stood under the arch.”

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“I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles.”

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“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”

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“In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that to happen to anybody in my department. The trick is to take a break as soon as you see a bright light and hear dead relatives beckon.”

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“I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.”

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