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“Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.”
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“We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.”
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“The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example.”
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“The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.”
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“Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.”
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“The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitution - "to spew out paper."”
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“One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don't even exist yet”
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“A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person”
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“Puns are little 'plays on words' that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the cleverest person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is dead.”
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“Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true!”
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“We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.”
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