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“Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it”


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“May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman”
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“A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts”
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“I only drink to make other people seem interesting”
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“What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?”
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“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
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“I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.”
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“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”
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“A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.”
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“Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.”
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“Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.”
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