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“Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.”
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“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
Ernest Hemingway quotes (American novelist and short-story writer, Won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1954, 1899-1961)
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“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George F. Burns quotes (American comedian 1896-1996)
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“When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.”
Jimmy Breslin quotes (American journalist, b.1930)
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“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
Frank Sinatra quotes (American Actor and Singer, 1915-1998)
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“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin quotes (American Statesman, Scientist, Philosopher, Printer, Writer and Inventor. 1706-1790)
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“Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.”
Dan Castellaneta quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1958) Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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“I am awake, I might as well be drinking”
Dan Thompson quotes
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“Drunkenness is temporary suicide: the happiness that it brings is merely negative, a momentary cessation of unhappiness”
Bertrand Russell quotes (English Logician and Philosopher 1872-1970)
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“Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.”
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“Responsible Drinking? Now that's an Oxymoron.”
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