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“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear”
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“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night”
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“Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.”
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“It is a well-known fact that although the public is fine when taken individually, when it forms itself into large groups, it tends to act as though it has one partially consumed Pez tablet for a brain.”
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“The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.”
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“The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.”
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“Puns are little 'plays on words' that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the cleverest person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is dead.”
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“The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog”
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“Admit it, sport-utility-vehicle owners! It's shaped a little differently, but it's a station wagon! And you do not drive it across rivers! You drive it across the Wal-Mart parking lot!”
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“Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.”
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“We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.”
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