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“Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?”
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“The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.”
Jeff Foxworthy quotes (American comedian, b.1958)
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“If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.”
Jeff Foxworthy quotes (American comedian, b.1958)
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“[Watching a baby being born] is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.”
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“I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.”
Jeff Foxworthy quotes (American comedian, b.1958)
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“You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not "professional" any more”
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“You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!”
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“Laughter is like changing a baby's diaper. It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes things more acceptable for a while.”

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“Insomnia: A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents.”
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“Babies are such a nice way to start people”
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“A new baby is like the beginning of all things-wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.”
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