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“Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?”
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“When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me.”
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“It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.”
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“I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.”
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“Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, "No, thank you," to dessert that night. And for what!”
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“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
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“When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.”
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“I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.”
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“Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.”
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“Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill”
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“There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, "Yes, I've got dreams, of course I've got dreams." Then they put the box away and bring it out once in awhile to look in it, and yep, they're still there.”
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