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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteCigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT."

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteGeographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIt always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteNobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteEach year, millions of skiers come to Colorado to experience its superb emergency medical facilities.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteWashington is nicknamed "The Evergreen State" because it sounds better than "The Incessant Nagging Drizzle State."
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitution - "to spew out paper."

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteEating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

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