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“Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.”
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“Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?”
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“Dear God. We paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing.”
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“[to moe on the phone] Hi. I'm looking for a man first name hugh last name jass. [moe: ok as anyone seen a Hugh Jass? hello I'm looking for a Hugh Jass!]”
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“Always blame it on the guy who doesn't speak English”
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“I never thought it was humanly possible, but this both sucks and blows.”
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“"Let's just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don't, and that's cool. But we're probably right. Amen." - Homer Simpson”
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“(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"”
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“We have roots here,Homer. We have friends and library cards … Bart’s lawyer is here”
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“Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.”
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“'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?”
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