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“Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.”
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“Each year, millions of skiers come to Colorado to experience its superb emergency medical facilities.”
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“The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.”
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“Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.”
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“If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.”
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“The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.”
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“Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.”
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“The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.”
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“What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.”
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“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”
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“Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.”
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