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“Bob Dole admitted he used cocaine when he was in college, but then Coca-Cola changed its formula.”
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“Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?”
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“Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."”
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“But isn't there something wrong when I'm the ONLY guy in the country that got fired for 9/11?”
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“Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the "will of the people" goes out the window.”
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“Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.”
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“Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.”
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“I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're not married and having children, it's like your life is empty or you're a communist meanie.”
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“False hope really makes you cynical”
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“To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that.”
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“I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?”
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