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“Bill Gates is a very rich man today .. and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.”
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“If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.”
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“I hate rap music, which to me sounds like a bunch of angry men shouting, possibly because the person who was supposed to provide them with a melody never showed up”
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“We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.”
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“Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.”
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“Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the progress that has been made in the last 30 years, many foreign people still speak in foreign languages”
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“If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I would give the same answer that most people would: nuclear war, global warming and Windows.”
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“Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.”
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“The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat”
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“The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.”
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“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
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