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“Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.”
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“Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, "What light?" and two more to say, "I didn't turn it on."”
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“One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.”
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“Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.”
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“When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.”
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“There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.”
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“I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.”
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“There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child.”
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“My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.”
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“When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.”
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“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.”
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