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“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
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“But the greatest love - the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother - Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another”
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“Beer: Nature's laxative”

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“Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine”
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“He was a wise man who invented beer.”
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“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world”
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“Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.”
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“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
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“Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.”
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