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“Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!”
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“Carnies built this country, the carnival part of it anyway.”
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“Marge, don’t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel”
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“Olive oil ... asparagus ... if your mother wasn't so fancy, we could shop at the gas station like normal people.”
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“Oh Marge, Of course everything seems bad if you remember it.”
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“The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!”
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“I am not crazy. It's the TV that's crazy. Aren't you, TV?”
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“(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"”
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“'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?”
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“Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!”
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“It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.”
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