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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteHell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

 W. C. Fields quotes (American Comic and Actor, 1880-1946)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteAnything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.

 Will Rogers quotes (American entertainer, famous for his pithy and homespun humour, 1879-1935)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIt's not the voting that's democracy; it's the counting.

 Tom Stoppard quotes (British Playwright, b.1937)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Hi. You know with everything going down in West Palm Beach, and the holidays right around the corner I couldn't think of a better time to share one of my favorite children's classics, it's called: "How the Grinch Stole the Election". And ah--I'd like to read it to you now, shall we?

Every Jew down in Jew-vile liked elections a lot,
But the Grinch who lived over in Austin did not.
I know they'll be voting for Gore, he was thinking,
By Wednesday--the latest--I'll be back to my drinking.
Election Day came and the voting was close,
At one point the Grinch even started to boast,
'It's the Grinch by a nose!' all the newsmen exclaimed,
Even Dan Rather who was clearly insane.
But was he the winner, hey not so fast--
Al Gore called him up and said, "Grinch, kiss my ass!"
The race was too tight to say who was elected,
The Grinch was so stressed his face got infected.
All eyes turned to Jewville to sort out the mess,
But Hyman and Hershel and dear old Aunt Bess,
Were too senile to vote for the one that they liked,
They poked the wrong hole and joined the Third Reich.
The Jews down in Jewville took to the streets,
To complain about fraud, not to mention the heat.
The Grinch said something that couldn't be gosher,
'This election my friends, is perfectly kosher.'
Then a judge ruled each vote should be counted by hand,
The Grinch said, 'That's not what my brother Jeb had planned.'
His lawyers filed motions and junctions and writs,
Demanding that Gore and the Jews call it quits.
But just when the Grinch thought the deal had gone through,
He met Cindy Lou Lipshitz, age 92.
'Why?' she cried, 'Did you steal our election?'
The Grinch just laughed and gave her a lethal injection.
They say the Grinch's ego grew 3 sizes that day,
Unfortunately his brain went the opposite way.
So here's a lesson for now and for later,
Donít blame me-- I voted for Nader!"
 xxxbefxxx

 Bill Maher quotes (American Comedian, Actor, Writer and Producer. b.1956)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteWhere every man in a state has a vote, brutal laws are impossible.
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 Mark Twain quotes (American Humorist, Writer and Lecturer. 1835-1910)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThere isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.

 Will Rogers quotes (American entertainer, famous for his pithy and homespun humour, 1879-1935)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThinking is not to agree or disagree. That is voting.

 Robert Frost quotes (American poet, 1874-1963)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteA man without a vote is man without protection.

 Lyndon B. Johnson quotes (American 36th US President (1963-69). 1908-1973)

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