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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteAuto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteGravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteSkiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteNever under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteWe'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteEach year, millions of skiers come to Colorado to experience its superb emergency medical facilities.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteScientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

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