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“At this moment I do not have a personal relationship with a computer.”
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“When your IQ rises to 28, sell.”
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“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.”
Rita Mae Brown quotes (American Writer, b.1944)
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“One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.”
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“Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.”
Fran Lebowitz quotes (American Writer and Humorist, b.1950)
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“A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer”

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“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler quotes (American Comedian and Activist. b.1952)
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“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.”
Irv Kupcinet quotes (American talk show Host and Columnist, 1912-2003)
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“I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”
Joan Rivers quotes (American humorist, b.1935)
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“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
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“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework”
Bill Cosby quotes (American Actor, Comedian and Producer. b.1937, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA)
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