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“Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade”


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“If there's something that you're dreaming of then may it all come true, because you deserve it all...HAPPY BIRTHDAY.”
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“Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.”
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“You're thought about more often than you probably can guess, and thoughts of you just naturally bring smiles of happiness. Now, that it's your birthday, may each and every warm thought, bring a wish for all the best in life, and all your favourite things.”
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“Hope your Birthday gently breezes into your life all the choicest of things and all that your heart holds dear Have A Fun- Filled Day.”
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“There is still no cure for the common birthday.”
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