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“Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.”
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“You know, you are not born with a soul. You earn it with suffering, hard work and prayer. Which hopefully you did last night”
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“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
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“Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.”
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“do i have to do anything”
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“mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.”
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“You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.”
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“I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!”
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“No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed.”
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“[Referring to why the ghost town is built so far away] Because they're stupid! That's why everybody does anything”
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“Max Power—he's the man whose name you'd love to touch... But, you musn't touch! His name sounds good in your ear But when you say it, you mustn't fear Because his name can be said by anyone!”
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