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“Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.”
dlarosa12 Homer Simpson quotes (Fictional character from the animated television series created by Matt Groening, The Simpsons.)
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“Trying is the first step to failure”
Hassle Homer Simpson quotes (Fictional character from the animated television series created by Matt Groening, The Simpsons.)
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“Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.”
marty_26 Homer Simpson quotes (Fictional character from the animated television series created by Matt Groening, The Simpsons.)
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“Always blame it on the guy who doesn't speak English”
Dan Castellaneta quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1958) Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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“It [YVAN EHT NIOJ] doesn't mean anything! It's like 'ramalamadingdong' or 'give peace a chance'!”
TheCrazeeGirl Homer Simpson quotes (Fictional character from the animated television series created by Matt Groening, The Simpsons.) Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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“A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.”
jcrow2747 Yeardley Smith quotes (French Actress, b.1964) Character: Lisa Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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“All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer”
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“Operator! Give me the number for 911”
Dan Castellaneta quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1958) Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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“It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than you have.”
Matt Groening quotes (American Cartoonist, creator of The Simpsons. b.1954) Character: Bart Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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“Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't”
Nancy Cartwright quotes (American Actress, b.1957) Character: Bart Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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“Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family”
Dan Castellaneta quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1958) Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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