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“And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing”
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“Normal people ... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.”
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“In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.”
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“Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.”
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“Technology: No Place for Wimps!”
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“There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives”
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“You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.”
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“There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls. Collectively, these methods are known as "nutty methods." Or you can put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer models, more commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time.”
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“Why aren't you signed up for the 401K? I'd never be able to run that far”
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“The first rule of any technology used in a business is that automation applied to an efficient operation will magnify the efficiency. The second is that automation applied to an inefficient operation will magnify the inefficiency.”
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“Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company”
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