Quotation:11-20 Quotations of 903 Users who liked this quote also liked:    “The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...
...and you finish off as an orgasm.” |  Mehgan George Carlin quotes (American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937)
| | Similar Quotes. About: Life quotes, Humor quotes. |  Add to Chapter... | |
| “When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps.” |  Confucius quotes (China's most famous teacher, philosopher, and political theorist, 551-479 BC)
| | Similar Quotes. About: Success quotes, Wisdom quotes, Inspiration quotes, Motivation quotes, Action quotes, Goals quotes. | | Add to Chapter... | |
Collect your favorite quotes in your online Quotations Book for FREE!
|
|
