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“Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission”
Fred Allen quotes (American Comedian, 1894-1956)
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“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.”
Rita Mae Brown quotes (American Writer, b.1944)
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“Mothers of Teenagers Know Why Animals Eat Their Young”

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“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”
Jerry Seinfeld quotes (American television Actor and Comedian, b.1954)
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“I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.”
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“A line is a dot that went for a walk. ”
romanticinct Paul Klee quotes (Swiss Artist, 1879-1940)
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“Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
Bob Hope quotes (English born American Actor and Comedian, 1903-2003)
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“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.”
Franklin P. Jones quotes (American Businessman, 1887-1929)
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“Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.”
Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
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“You can't have everything. Where would you put it?”
Stephen Wright quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1955)
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