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“A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.”
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“I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.”
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“My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.”
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“Never tell the truth to those unworthy of it....”
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“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”
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“Sometimes people do get hurt”
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“I'm glad I did it, partly because it was worth it, but mostly because I shall never have to do it again”
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“It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help”
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“When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.”
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“The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated”
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“Hero: Person in a book who does things which he can't and girl marries him for it”
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