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“A compassionate conservative is someone who electrocutes juveniles but lets them have a last 'make a wish'”
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“Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.”
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“I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'”
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“Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid”
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“They would not be smart enough to pour piss out of their boots, if the instructions were written on the sole”
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“A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward.”
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“Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.”
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“The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.”
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“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function”
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“It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.”
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“The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.”
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