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“A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.”
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“You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does..."”
minnao4 Tom Petty quotes (American Guitarist and Singer (Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers) b.1950)
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“College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?”
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“College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink”

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“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
wolfdyke Frank Zappa quotes (American Composer, Guitarist, Satirist and Song Writer, 1940-1993)
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“May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman”
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“What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?”
dmg Jack Handy quotes (American Writer and cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1991-2003. Famous for his Deep Thoughts comedy sketches.)
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“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”
Frank Sinatra quotes (American Actor and Singer, 1915-1998)
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“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George F. Burns quotes (American comedian 1896-1996)
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“But I'm not so think as you drunk I am”
J. C. Squire quotes (English Journalist, Writer, Critic and Editor, 1882-1958)
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“I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table / Four and I'm under the host”
Dorothy Parker quotes (American short-story Writer and Poet, 1893-1967)
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