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“(The Weakest Link) is fascinating program. They ask a bunch of people questions and they keep getting rid of the dumbest person, so just the smartest person is left. It is kind of the opposite way we elect a president.”
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“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
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“Remember in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?”
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“Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”
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“Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.”

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“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
Will Smith quotes (American Author, Actor, Singer and Producer. b.1968 Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA)
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“Politics is just show business for ugly people”
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“Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.”
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“In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.”
Len Deighton quotes (English Writer, b.1929)
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“I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.”
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