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“. . . remember, guns don't kill people -- unless you practice real hard.”
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“Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."”
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“What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country”
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“George Bush says, 'Gore's book needs a lot of explaining.' Of course, Bush says that about every book.”
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“If you think you have it tough, read history books.”
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“The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.”
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“Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?”
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“Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.”
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“The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, "You know what? Let's just grab lunch."”
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“When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain.”
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“I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?”
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