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Controversial American stand-up Comedian and Satirist of the 1950s and 60s. 1925-1966
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“A lot of people say to me, `Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“A lot of people say to me, ''Why did you kill Christ?'' ''I dunno... it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.'' ''We killed him because he didn't want to become a doctor, that's why we killed him.''”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The whole motivation for any performer is "Look at me, Ma”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay on Top of Me Or I'll Die.' I didn't know what I was gonna do...."”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.”

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