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American Comedian and Actor, b.1962
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I feel your scorn and I accept it.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Alright guys, I want to get out there and vote tomorrow. And not because it's cool, because it's not. You know what is cool? Smoking. Smoke while you vote.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on "Friends" is.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I always knew I shouldn't have said that.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork.
I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken.
Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Does anyone know...does the Christian persecution complex have an expiration date? Because...uh...you've all been in charge pretty much since...uh...what was that guys name...Constantine. He converted in, what was it, 312 A.D. I'm just saying, enjoy your success.”
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