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American
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1925
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2005
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“If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.”
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“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
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“Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?''”
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“Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.”
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“If variety if the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam”
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“Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.”
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“The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money”
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“Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.”
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“He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner”
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“I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.”
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