“[Those three consecutive false starts in the fourth quarter that stalled Chicago just before it reached field goal range?] That was everybody's fault, not just Kyle's, ... We were all confused. You can't put that on the quarterback.”
“Our suppliers are mostly down east, and when we were calling saying we need 140 hippos, the first question is, 'What are you doing with all these hippos?' It's funny, because down there there's no demand for it.”