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American Comedian and Singer, 1902-1971
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“It pays to get drunk with the best people.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I drink to forget I drink.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.”

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