“I was trying to find a way so I wouldn't have to get a real job. I found out that I could find a way to tell stories and make people laugh. And that was it.”
“I flunked out of five colleges, and I did not know what I was going to do. And when I was sitting in the back of a comedy club, and I saw a guy who I thought sucked, I said to myself 'I can do this.' And I talked to the owner of the comedy club, and I found out you get a few free drinks.”
