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American television Actor and Comedian, b.1954
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.”

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