“You want a lesson? I'll give you a lesson. How about a geography lesson? My father's from Puerto Rico. My mother's from El Salvador. And neither one of those is Mexico.”
“One night this guy actually said to me, "Your legs must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night." It was so silly I didn't even get it. With lines like that, you might as well just stay at home.”
“Well, I'm Italian, but my family isn't stereotypical. I mean, I only have one sister and we don't yell or throw pasta at each other. My mother doesn't even have a secret spaghetti-sauce recipe.”
