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Homer Simpson quotes

Fictional character from the animated television series created by Matt Groening, The Simpsons.

Homer Simpson quotes

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“Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.”
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“I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.”
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“Being popular is the most important thing in the world!”
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“Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be baking?”
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“Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.”
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“[at prof. Frink's yard sale]Three dollars and it only transports matter?!”
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“That's it, from now on I'm not looking forward to anything! Oh my god! Tomorrow there's a two for one sale on piano benches. I can't wait, ooh, ooh, ooh!”
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“[Referring to why the ghost town is built so far away] Because they're stupid! That's why everybody does anything”
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“Max Power—he's the man whose name you'd love to touch... But, you musn't touch! His name sounds good in your ear But when you say it, you mustn't fear Because his name can be said by anyone!”
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“mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.”
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