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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered "So did my arthritis!"”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The doctor says "I'm mad at my neighbor!"”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o clock.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.”

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